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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

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Truly tasteless, satirical, and over the top -- from the cover to the liner notes to the lyrics -- Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics collection features more of the usual rampant obnoxiousness associated with the TV show South Park. Some of the traditional tracks are entertaining, including guidance counselor Mr. Mackey's cover of "Carol of the Bells," Eric Cartman's impromptu version of "O Holy Night," and especially Chef's paternity dilemma in "What the Hell Child Is This?" The highlight of the disc is probably Kyle Broflofsky's hilarious "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" ("I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew/I can't be merry, 'cause I'm Hebrew"), and the like-minded "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" is inspired and funny. At first glance, the most offensive track might be "O Tannenbaum," sung by a sobbing Hitler (who sounds more like Apu from The Simpsons), but "Christmas Time in Hell," sung by a festive Satan, has mercilessly mocking lyrics that spare no one (including JFK Jr., Princess Diana, and Gene Siskel). "The Most Offensive Song Ever" features Kenny singing (and therefore muffling) the most shocking parts, but listeners will certainly get the point, and that's good enough for a Christmas album of this ilk.

© Gina Boldman /TiVo

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1
Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo (Album Version)
Early '50s recording by Cowboy Timmy
00:02:14

Cowboy Timmy, Performer - Trey Parker, Producer - Trey Parker, Composer - Trey Parker, Lyricist - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Composer - Marc Shaiman, Lyricist

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

2
Merry F**king Christmas (Album Version)
Mr. Garrison
00:02:01

Trey Parker, Producer - Trey Parker, Composer - Trey Parker, Lyricist - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Mr. Garrison, Performer

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

3
O Holy Night (Album Version)
Eric Cartman
00:01:56

Trey Parker, Producer - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Traditional, Composer - Traditional, Lyricist - Eric Cartman, Performer

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

4
Dead, Dead, Dead (Album Version)
Juan Schwartz and the South Park Children's Choir
00:02:11

South Park Children's Choir, Performer - Trey Parker, Producer - Trey Parker, Composer - Trey Parker, Lyricist - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Juan Schwartz, Performer

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

5
Carol Of The Bells (Album Version)
Mr. Mackey
00:00:56

Leontovich, Composer - Leontovich, Lyricist - Trey Parker, Producer - Matt Stone, Producer - Mr. Mackey, Performer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Peter Wilhousky, Composer - Peter Wilhousky, Lyricist

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

6
The Lonely Jew On Christmas (Album Version)
Kyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest
00:02:44

Kyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest, Performer - Trey Parker, Producer - Trey Parker, Composer - Trey Parker, Lyricist - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Composer - Marc Shaiman, Lyricist

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

7
I Saw Three Ships (Album Version)
Shelley Marsh
00:01:00

Trey Parker, Producer - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Traditional, Composer - Traditional, Lyricist - Shelley Marsh, Performer

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

8
It Happened In Sun Valley (Album Version)
Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger
00:02:19

Trey Parker, Producer - Stan Marsh, Performer - Matt Stone, Producer - Wendy Testaburger, Performer - Harry Warren, Composer - Harry Warren, Lyricist - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Mack Gordon, Lyricist - Mack Gordon, Composer

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

9
O Tannenbaum (Album Version)
In the style of Adolph Hitler
00:01:10

Trey Parker, Producer - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Adolf Hitler, Performer - Traditional, Composer - Traditional, Lyricist

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

10
Christmas Time In Hell (Album Version)
Satan
00:02:12

Satan, Performer - Trey Parker, Composer - Trey Parker, Producer - Trey Parker, Lyricist - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Composer - Marc Shaiman, Lyricist

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

11
What The Hell Child Is This? (Album Version)
Chef
00:04:26

Trey Parker, Producer - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Adaptor - Traditional, Composer - Traditional, Lyricist - Chef, Performer

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

12
Santa Claus Is On His Way (Album Version)
Mr. Hankey
00:00:27

Mr. Hankey, Performer - Bruce Howell, Producer - Trey Parker, Composer - Trey Parker, Lyricist

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

13
Swiss Colony Beef Log (Album Version)
Eric Cartman
00:02:14

Trey Parker, Producer - Trey Parker, Composer - Trey Parker, Lyricist - David Goodman, Composer - David Goodman, Lyricist - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Eric Cartman, Performer

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

14
Hark The Herald Angels Sing (Album Version)
South Park Children's Choir
00:00:39

South Park Children's Choir, Performer - Bruce Howell, Producer - Traditional, Composer - Traditional, Lyricist

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

15
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel (Album Version)
The Broflofskis
00:03:18

The Broflofskis, with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh, Performer - Trey Parker, Producer - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Adaptor - Traditional, Composer - Traditional, Lyricist

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

16
The Most Offensive Song Ever (Album Version)
Various Interprets
00:02:58

Mr. Hankey, Performer - Kenny McCormick, Performer - Trey Parker, Producer - Trey Parker, Composer - Trey Parker, Lyricist - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Composer - Marc Shaiman, Lyricist

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

17
We Three Kings (Album Version)
Mr. Ose
00:00:49

Trey Parker, Producer - Matt Stone, Producer - Marc Shaiman, Producer - Traditional, Composer - Traditional, Lyricist - Mr. Ose, Performer

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

18
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (Album Version)
Mr. Hankey with Stan
00:02:29

Ralph Blane, Composer - Ralph Blane, Lyricist - Trey Parker, Producer - Mr. Hankey with Stan, Kyle and Cartman, Performer - Matt Stone, Producer - Hugh Martin, Composer - Hugh Martin, Lyricist - Marc Shaiman, Producer

(P) 1999 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

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Truly tasteless, satirical, and over the top -- from the cover to the liner notes to the lyrics -- Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics collection features more of the usual rampant obnoxiousness associated with the TV show South Park. Some of the traditional tracks are entertaining, including guidance counselor Mr. Mackey's cover of "Carol of the Bells," Eric Cartman's impromptu version of "O Holy Night," and especially Chef's paternity dilemma in "What the Hell Child Is This?" The highlight of the disc is probably Kyle Broflofsky's hilarious "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" ("I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew/I can't be merry, 'cause I'm Hebrew"), and the like-minded "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" is inspired and funny. At first glance, the most offensive track might be "O Tannenbaum," sung by a sobbing Hitler (who sounds more like Apu from The Simpsons), but "Christmas Time in Hell," sung by a festive Satan, has mercilessly mocking lyrics that spare no one (including JFK Jr., Princess Diana, and Gene Siskel). "The Most Offensive Song Ever" features Kenny singing (and therefore muffling) the most shocking parts, but listeners will certainly get the point, and that's good enough for a Christmas album of this ilk.

© Gina Boldman /TiVo

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